"I Dream of Demon"
Panel 1. A discarded newspaper on the sidewalk outside an apartment building, night time. The headline on the paper reads “INSOMNIA EPIDEMIC SWEEPS CITY.”
1 CAPTION (NAOMI): “I smiled at you because you’re a dreamer.”
Panel 2. Inside JASON’s moonlit bedroom at his apartment. He is in bed with NAOMI, and they are both naked under the sheets. Jason is visibly fat but not ghastly to look at. Naomi by comparison is bodacious, curvy everywhere and stacked up top. She’s your favorite brunette Playboy Playmate. Jason looks a little amazed, but Naomi is relaxed. The bedroom is a mess, but there is a poster of a dragon on the wall.
2 JASON: A dreamer? You could tell something like that from across the bar?
3 NAOMI: Call it a sixth sense.
Panel 3. Jason puts a hand on Naomi’s cheek, smirking. She stares at his hand.
4 JASON: Well now that you’ve seen my apartment, you know dreams are all I’ve got.
5 JASON (connected): That and a bad case of chivalry.
6 NAOMI: Good thing I don’t ask for much then.
Panel 4. Naomi rolls over to face away from Jason, who is leaning on one elbow now. Naomi looks distressed as she faces us, the readers, but Jason is calm and happy.
7 NAOMI: But I am going to ask you to shut up and go to sleep.
8 JASON: Isn’t it usually the guy who doesn’t want to cuddle afterward?
9 NAOMI: I’m not as cuddly as I look.
PAGE TWO (5 panels)
Panel 1. A horizontal panel of solid black, to indicate a time gap. No dialogue.
Panel 2. Jason is punching out a lizard man on top of a mountain in the daytime. Obviously, this is a dream. Jason is wearing medieval armor, and the lizard man isn’t wearing anything because he’s a lizard man. A bunch of mini-lizard men are comically fleeing at the sight of their leader being defeated. A woman wearing a cloak stands behind Jason, hunched over with her face obscured (it’s Naomi). She is noticeably handcuffed. Literal, full-sized castles float high in the sky above them. A pair of dice is emblazoned on Jason’s breastplate.
1 JASON: For the last time, Lizard Lord--
2 JASON (connected): --kidnapping is not how you find a wife!
Panel 3. Jason takes Naomi by the shoulders with a smile, but her head is still down so we can’t see her face. The lizard man is unconscious and the mini-lizard men are fading off into the distance.
3 JASON: Don’t worry. You’re safe now, miss.
4 NAOMI: Do you always play the hero in your dreams?
5 JASON: Do I what?
Panel 4. Naomi looks up at him with an intense stare. Jason is startled at the sight.
6 NAOMI: I can see why it chose you.
7 JASON: Naomi! How did Lizard Lord--
8 JASON (connected): --Oh, wait, I’m asleep, huh?
Panel 5. Naomi cringes, nearly on the verge of tears.
9 NAOMI: Yes, Jason. Maybe for the last time.